I want to make a zoo with you.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
wow bdsm is so cute
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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