okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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