I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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