they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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