I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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