Come see our sink grown plant.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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