ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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