Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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