I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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