yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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