YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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