why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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