I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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