I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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