Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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