Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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