hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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