he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I need a beard to bite.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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