brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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