There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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