Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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