I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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