I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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