I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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