It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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