Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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