But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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