I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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