For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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