hotel room ftw
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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