maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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