I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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