he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
we have officially lost it.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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