brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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