We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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