My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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