Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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