I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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