you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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