Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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