gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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