fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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