Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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