i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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