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there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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