we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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