its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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