What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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