watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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