i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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