i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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